Hurt myself laughing
oh my god
My therapist showed me this video
holy shit.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
The funniest video I’ve ever seen in my life
I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard holy shit
My cat would sign this.
LIKE SISYPHUS I AM BOUND TO HELL
THIS OMG
The Assumption Game
How to Play: message me with an assumption that you make about me and I will reply to it with whether it is true or false
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
JESUS CRUST
A soldier and his squirrel.
Soldiers in Belarus found a little squirrel and brought it to the Warrant officer. The squirrel was very weak and about to die, so the officer took care of it and fed it like a baby every four hours.
Three months ago the guy left the army and now works as a taxi driver and the squirrel is always in his pocket no matter where he goes!
Be still my beating heart.
oh my god.
live footage from ouran academy
“sorry I was late sir, I had to wipe the anime off my car this morning.”
